The world's first artisanal cosplay hydration ritual. Locally sourced, lovingly steeped, and bottled at peak convention humidity. You've never tasted anything like it. You probably never will again.
Every cup begins the same way: a long day on the convention floor, a pair of well-traveled feet, and a single, fearless idea. We don't add anything. We don't take anything away. We simply let it steep.
The result is a beverage of genuine character — complex, unrepeatable, and frankly none of your business. We source within a two-foot radius and bottle on the spot. No middlemen. No refrigeration. No questions.
Memorial Day weekend, 2026. Outside the official halls of FanimeCon in San Jose, an unsanctioned gathering known as ParkCon spilled into the open air — a place where, by tradition, anyone can show up and do absolutely anything.
And so they did. Cosplayers dipped bare feet into coolers of a deep crimson liquid and sold the result, by the cup, for ten to fifteen dollars. Fans lined up. Phones came out. The internet did what it does.
It sold out in under an hour. No one is entirely sure what was in it. No one is entirely sure who made it. That ambiguity, we feel, is the whole point.
We are not affiliated with ParkCon, FanimeCon, or any cosplayer's feet. We are simply the brand bold enough to bottle the moment. This is a parody. The juice is a bit. Please do not actually drink anyone's feet.
But the merch? The merch is extremely real.
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This whole thing is free, dumb, and made with love. If it got a laugh out of you, throw a couple bucks in the cooler.
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